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Am i very optimistic

Postby Scorpion » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:11 pm

Just got an information from my office through one of my collegu'z.

She just informed it was a very happy news :???: , what should it be :o
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Postby Bremen » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:20 pm

Scorpion wrote:Just got an information from my office through one of my collegu'z.

She just informed it was a very happy news :???: , what should it be :o


She's pregnant with your baby
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Re: Am i very optimistic

Postby CardZeus » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:21 pm

Bremen wrote:
Scorpion wrote:Just got an information from my office through one of my collegu'z.

She just informed it was a very happy news :???: , what should it be :o


She's pregnant with your baby
....and it's triplets
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Postby Kats_ » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:25 pm

Ignorance is no longer bliss is it?

I am not sure what you are excited about Scorp, but I hope its just great news and something you are wishing for so much! :D

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Postby Scorpion » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:26 pm

Bremen wrote:
Scorpion wrote:Just got an information from my office through one of my collegu'z.

She just informed it was a very happy news :???: , what should it be :o


She's pregnant with your baby

:evil: :x

But she already has a gal an boy :lol:
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Postby elizabeth » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:33 pm

It should be something for all in your office.. Well.. just share with us what is good news is all about.

Good Luck.. :D :D :D

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Postby Bremen » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:36 pm

Someone bought brownies!!! ;)
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Postby Baron Greenback » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:41 pm

special brownies? :o in Singapore?
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Postby Kats_ » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:44 pm

Bremen wrote:Someone bought brownies!!! ;)


LOL

Or declared a half day!

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Postby Bremen » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 3:54 pm

Baron Greenback wrote:special brownies? :o in Singapore?


Easy to find. ;)
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Postby Bubbles » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:14 pm

Hmm, the news could be.....

You're all getting a raise....

Your boss is retiring and one of you is taking over.....

Your boss has won the lottery and is giving you all 10K each.....

Someone has decided to have a sex change and thinks it's good news and wants you lot to think so too....

The office is moving to Bermuda.....or NY....or somewhere fabulous....and you are going with it.....

One of the staff has decided to do a bakery course as a sideline and is going to test their 'goods' on the office every day....

They're putting in new loos?.....

It's all a con and you're all getting the sack, but they were just too scared to tell you.....

Maisie from accounts and Bertie from HR are going on Singapore Idol as an operatic duo.....

They've got inside news that World Peace is around the corner??.....

Hmm....or they could just have heard that they're introducing Flexi-Time and you can all now come in at 6am and leave at 10pm?......

Well, that's me out of ideas....well, ideas I can put on here, anyway. I've got a hundred more, but they're too naughty....lol.....

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Postby madwolfie » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:16 pm

Good stuff Bubbs! :love:

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Postby Bremen » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:23 pm

They're installing a new vibrating bed and she wants to try it with you.
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Postby Bubbles » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:25 pm

Or your parent company has been taken over by Ann Summers and you've all got new 'uniforms' to wear to work........(french maid, stern doctor, dippy nurse, 'unusual' vampire, airconned undies....etc etc...)
:D :D :D :shock: :shock: :shock:

NOW THAT ONE WOULD BE INTERESTING.....

OK, first of my naughty ideas....I'll shut up now, shall I?
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Postby Cheekybeek » Tue, 18 Apr 2006 5:47 pm

Bremen wrote:They're installing a new vibrating bed and she wants to try it with you.

No they are repacing all the office chairs with iGallop so you can get fit, work and look silly all at the same time! eeew just had visions of nudie iGallop- remind me not to do that!


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