POEM

[CardZeus]

FEMALE POEM:

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.





MALE POEM:
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

[sQ-StEwaRd-ShazNi]

Actually it is an irregular rhyme that male poem..

It is still a poem but only 1m stanza..

Anyway are you looking for a partner?
Because your poem sounds like you're looking for one....