PRISON vs WORK

koyuli · Post by **koyuli** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 9:49 am

got this from a friend.. not sure if it has been posted here before =)

PRISON vs WORK:

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees
on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it again that we work?...

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:38 am

Nice one koyuli!

emiko08 · Post by **emiko08** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 4:38 pm

koyuli wrote:got this from a friend.. not sure if it has been posted here before =)

PRISON vs WORK:

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees
on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it again that we work?...

支援支援! あなたの糸を支援します!

bunty · Post by **bunty** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 4:49 pm

emiko08 wrote:
koyuli wrote:got this from a friend.. not sure if it has been posted here before =)

PRISON vs WORK:

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This
should make things a bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees
on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to
pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it again that we work?...

支援支援! あなたの糸を支援します!

what does this mean and which language is this, and i dont mean the in prison and at work comparison....

koyuli · Post by **koyuli** » Sat, 08 Apr 2006 9:13 am

おお、ありがとう! =)

emiko08 wrote:
支援支援! あなたの糸を支援します!

koyuli · Post by **koyuli** » Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:48 am

sorry oops missed out your post, sms..
thanks =))

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Nice one koyuli!

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