Finally...Vindication!!!

renter · Post by **renter** » Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:16 pm

Strong Eagle wrote:For your heart.

:devil:

Kats_ · Post by **Kats_** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 2:15 am

Saint wrote:
Global Citizen wrote:CZ, as a scientist, have you come across anything for women to ogle at to make them healthier too?
Here you are GC, now be prepared and don't get too excited!!

hahahaha...

EADG · Post by **EADG** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 3:05 am

Saint wrote:now be prepared and don't get too excited!!

nice

just when I thought nothing would top Wham's last post

I'm still rolling....!

SE, I'll bring popcorn and beers and watch her on the big screen, she's gotta stop for a rest any minute now

Global Citizen · Post by **Global Citizen** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 3:56 am

EADG wrote:
Saint wrote:now be prepared and don't get too excited!!
nice

just when I thought nothing would top Wham's last post

I'm still rolling....!

Ahem, not quite what I had in mind guys, but its a good thing I enjoy cooking, huh.

earthfriendly · Post by **earthfriendly** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 5:11 am

Strong Eagle wrote:For your heart.

wOOw, what a breath of fresh air after all the hOt and heavy exchange of words in the recent threads.

My eyes get dizzy from trying to follow all the motions/actions, and not to mention my heart and blood circulation. Are you sure this is good for my health?

Okie, back to seriousness.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

Why then, may I ask, men generally live a shorter life span then their female counterparts given how regularly they do this particular "aerobic exercise"? I would expect the men to be in tit top condition and live longer lives given the frequency. I see the boys Oggling at their elementary school teachers, men do it at hOOters restaurants, beach, pool, bed and work. Yes, you hear me right. They do it at work too. And one time, the poor victim was none other than moi.

In my old job, there was this guy at the IT department, who would come to my cubicle to help fix my computer. He was such a nice chap to take the time (from his very busy schedule) to explain what went wrong with my computer after he finished fixing it. And during such conversations, his eyes would totally zoomed in on those twins (a term coined by dear hubby). Needless to say, being a modest woman myself, I do not welcome such attention. You do not know how much effort it took me to re-focus his attention on the subject (i.e. the computer).

Please don't get me wrong. I do not dress sleazily to work. I was a bean counter (accountant) and dressed appropriately so to reflect my profession, matched with a pair of square eye glasses.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 5:15 am

earthfriendly wrote: "

Why then, may I ask, men generally live a shorter life span then their female counterparts .

They get nagged to death.

(only kidding)

Plavt.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 5:16 am

Global Citizen wrote:
Ahem, not quite what I had in mind guys, but its a good thing I enjoy cooking, huh.

Perhap you need to cook Saint's 'Goose'.

Plavt.

Global Citizen · Post by **Global Citizen** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 7:48 am

Plavt wrote:
Global Citizen wrote:
Ahem, not quite what I had in mind guys, but its a good thing I enjoy cooking, huh.

Perhap you need to cook Saint's 'Goose'.

Plavt.

I totally agree Plavt.

Ling2 · Post by **Ling2** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 9:54 am

SE, that's a painful picture

let her rest or she might have two "balls" hanging by the age of 40

Saint, that's funny!! my life must be very very short then, coz I am hardly in the kitchen

Since life is gonna be short for me, I better spend my time wisely now.

It really doesn't matter how long our life is, what really matters is whether we have live the way we want it to be? Would be wonderful if we don't have to nag at anyone

Besides, if the guys would have learnt how to pay attention, women won't be nagging

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:48 am

earthfriendly wrote:"tit top condition"

Freudian slip???

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:50 am

As the old joke goes...

You know why women never look men in the eye?

Because they don't have eyeballs in their tits.

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 1:35 pm

You know why women never look men in the eye?

Because they don't have eyeballs in their tits

scarey thought! Reminds me of a Robin Williams sketch where he talks about guys having an eye on the end of their....old chap.

He then goes on to have one in court - "Can you tell me about the night in question?"

"it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark, then I was sick"

Kats_ · Post by **Kats_** » Fri, 07 Apr 2006 2:39 pm

Baron Greenback wrote: "it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark, then I was sick"

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