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What does a 320lb woman look like??

Postby CardZeus » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 9:23 am

OK - the question is - What does a 320lb woman look like??

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320lb looks like....

Got it?



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Not what you were expecting, was it??!!

The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland.

She is 7'4" and weighs 320

What a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight, just too short!
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Postby Baron Greenback » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 4:21 pm

Her boob is as big as the other woman's head! :o
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 4:39 pm

:oops!: I snoped it!

Origins: "Biggest woman in the world"? Not quite. This is yet another case of an e-mail forward that includes real photographs but an inaccurate description of what they depict.

Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs above, is indeed a real person, but she's not from Holland, nor is she the tallest woman in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and although she is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark in heels, she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman.

The photographs sent around with the message quoted above are actually
sample pictures taken from her web site, heatherhaven.com. The pictures are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in some of them while wearing shoes with several-inch heels.

Since 1976, the tallest living woman in the world (as recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records) has been 47-year-old Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana, who reached a height of 7 feet 7-1/4 inches as a teenager before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth.

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Postby Cheekybeek » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 5:11 pm

but her boob is still as big as the other womans head.

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Postby CardZeus » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 5:17 pm

Cheekybeek wrote:but her boob is still as big as the other womans head.


Exactly! Who cares if she's the tallest woman in the world? Her boobs are as big as your head!!! Did I mention her boobs are as big as your head?
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Postby Quasimodo » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 6:58 pm

CardZeus wrote:
Cheekybeek wrote:but her boob is still as big as the other womans head.


Exactly! Who cares if she's the tallest woman in the world? Her boobs are as big as your head!!! Did I mention her boobs are as big as your head?


How do you know the size of cheekybeeks head?

I had wondered about the stilettos . . . the need?
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Postby Bubbles » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 9:47 pm

By the way, did CZ mention her boob is as big as the other woman's head?????

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Postby Ling2 » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 9:53 pm

I doubt the boobs are real though. Any guys ever got killed between boobs? :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bubbles » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:29 pm

Gosh, did you notice that woman's boobs.....

They're almost bigger than the whole littler woman, let alone her face....

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:36 pm

I let my mind wander and the imagination is scary! :o

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Postby Quasimodo » Sat, 01 Apr 2006 9:32 am

In the first picture it looks like she's about to have a dump in the water cooler . . . Ah, the advantages of height (shame that Sapphy will never know what it's like. darn, she's in India and can't be riled up)
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Postby earthfriendly » Sat, 01 Apr 2006 2:51 pm

I am quite amaze she is able to walk and still keep her balance wearing those heels. It is quite a feat.


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