What is the difference between men and puppies?
Puppies grow up.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Because they are...
What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?????.....
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
i) No mind
ii) No business
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
What makes men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dog, chase vehicles though they have no intention of driving.
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him!!
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
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HE VS. SHE
Is this the way company views its employees
The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping.
HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
HE's getting married. He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave.
HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable.


The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career.
HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping.
HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.
HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.
HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.
The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.
HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?
HE's getting married. He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave.
HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?
HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable.


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