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Post by icelady » Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:29 am

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:

"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female. :lol:

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Post by Global Citizen » Tue, 14 Mar 2006 8:19 am

One man's meat is another's poison.

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Post by madwolfie » Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:53 am

wahahahahahhahah :lol: :lol: :lol:

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