A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.