Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line", said the guy behind him.
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?!"
The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line", said the guy behind him.
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?!"
'If you feel alive
in a darkened room
Do you know the name
of your solitude..'
in a darkened room
Do you know the name
of your solitude..'
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