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BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED

Postby As Annoying As Quasimodo » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:34 pm

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

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Postby Global Citizen » Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:03 am

Love it!
One man's meat is another's poison.

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Re: BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED

Postby CardZeus » Mon, 13 Mar 2006 1:34 pm

As Annoying As Quasimodo wrote:BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant. If there is no guard installed then, yes


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company. You smoke 3 packs a day 'cause you're ADDICTED to nicotine - no demand without supply. Every other drug found to be deadly is banned - why not tobacco??

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender. It's the bartender's legal responsibility not to serve you if you are drunk

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television. Well, you can't blame the parents can you?

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer. All guns should be fitted with anti madman devices

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
of the crazed deceased blames the airline. He obviously didn't get upgraded - a reasonable response

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay? Bill Gates is to blame for 99% of the world's problems


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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.


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