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by icedragon1420 » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 1:22 pm
get the other one yet?
"Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?"
If time is money and money is time then where can i buy some?
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by pandora » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 2:34 pm
icedragon1420 wrote:get the other one yet?
"Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?"
A ton -> TON -> NOT
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity. - John Brown
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by Scorpion » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 2:39 pm
pandora wrote:icedragon1420 wrote:get the other one yet?
"Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?"
A ton -> TON -> NOT
wow... really good one..

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by bunty » Wed, 26 Apr 2006 2:41 pm
damn smart people i must say..
scorp- u have got competition.....
ice dragon are these on some site....
cheers
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by Scorpion » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:14 am
Thx for tht bunty, do chip in with some riddles some time.
An cheers iced for getting us a site out of riddle
My riddles are from my fwd'd mails. so how'z gonna next.

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by icedragon1420 » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 1:06 pm
Jake's watch is 5 mins ahead
Luke's watch is 10 mins behind
Tom's watch is standing still
Who has the best chacne to give the correct time?
If time is money and money is time then where can i buy some?
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by pandora » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 3:30 pm
icedragon1420 wrote:Jake's watch is 5 mins ahead
Luke's watch is 10 mins behind
Tom's watch is standing still
Who has the best chacne to give the correct time?
I think both Jake and Luke has equal chances of giving the correct time, if they are aware that their watches are ahead or behind? Or is this some sort of out-of-the-box question?

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by Baron Greenback » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 3:36 pm
As Jake & Luke's watches are ahead or behind they never tell the right time.
as Tom's watch is standing still it will tell the right time twice a day.
Quote from Withnail & I "Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day" when "I" is talking about coming down off speed
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by icedragon1420 » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 3:39 pm
Baron G is from a mentally gifted monarch.

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by Scorpion » Thu, 27 Apr 2006 6:46 pm
Ohhh BG, great going
Though i didn't understand the question or answers... least now have some riddles in hand to post it to my collegue'z

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