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by Siong2 » Thu, 06 Apr 2006 8:53 pm
Saint wrote:An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over the Atlantic Ocean, with every single person being killed. Yet two passengers survived. How is this possible?
They are couple, not single?
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by Saint » Thu, 06 Apr 2006 8:58 pm
Siong2 wrote:Saint wrote:An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over the Atlantic Ocean, with every single person being killed. Yet two passengers survived. How is this possible?
They are couple, not single?
Correct!
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by Scorpion » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:03 am
Next question
A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital.
When he arrives the surgeon says,
"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son! " How can this be?
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by Barczar » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:19 am
The surgeon is the child's Mother. It's a great question that depicts our stereotypes of how we as society view professionals and the role of women! I like it!
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by Scorpion » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:27 am
Barczar wrote:The surgeon is the child's Mother. It's a great question that depicts our stereotypes of how we as society view professionals and the role of women! I like it!

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by Baron Greenback » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 1:14 pm
A man pushes a car up to a hotel, pay the hotel owner $50 then pushes his car on. Why?
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
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by Barczar » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 1:28 pm
I think they were playing Monopoly?!...

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by Baron Greenback » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 1:36 pm
well done,
Your neighbour's peacock is sitting on your fence & lays an egg which falls into your garden. Who owns the egg?
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by Barczar » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 1:47 pm
I think I got this one...A Peacock is in fact the male of the species therefore cannot lay an egg...a Peahen however could...therefore the egg does not exist? Am I waaaaay off on this one...It's just a wild guess!
Here's a fun one for you:
Who is Bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?
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by Scorpion » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:25 pm
Barczar wrote:....
Who is Bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?
Ofcourse its de baby, as he is the Little Bigger
Good one.

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by Barczar » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:28 pm
Little Bigger!! I think it's great! Well Done!
Now you are stuck in a dark and cold room with one match. In this dark and cold room there is: a candle, a fireplace full of wood and a gas lamp...which do you light first?
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by CardZeus » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:44 pm
Barczar wrote:Little Bigger!! I think it's great! Well Done!
Now you are stuck in a dark and cold room with one match. In this dark and cold room there is: a candle, a fireplace full of wood and a gas lamp...which do you light first?
The match
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by Scorpion » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:45 pm
Barczar wrote:Little Bigger!! I think it's great! Well Done!
Now you are stuck in a dark and cold room with one match. In this dark and cold room there is: a candle, a fireplace full of wood and a gas lamp...which do you light first?
1st u light de match.. and then decide between gas lamp, candle or the woods

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by Scorpion » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:47 pm
Next riddle
Which grows shorter an shorter as it gets older an older !!?
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by CardZeus » Thu, 13 Apr 2006 2:48 pm
A windowless room contains three identical light fixtures, each containing an identical light bulb. Each light is connected to one of three switches outside of the room. Each bulb is switched off at present. You are outside the room, and the door is closed. You have one , and only one, opportunity to flip any of the external switches. After this, you can go into the room and look at the lights, but you may not touch the switches again. How can you tell which switch goes to which light?
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
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