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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:55 pm

Aw, Plavt . . . spoilsport. Now sapphire will sit up for hours trying to figure it out.
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Postby Plavt » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:57 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Postby Global Citizen » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:08 pm

Hot stuff Plavt!

Ship Shape, I think all 3 categories (Chinese, Malays & Indians) covered the Singaporean women. :wink:
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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:32 pm

Vaucluse wrote:Aw, Plavt . . . spoilsport. Now sapphire will sit up for hours trying to figure it out.

You think?

Plavt, please don't encourage him! :evil:
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Postby earthfriendly » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 3:54 am

Mary Hatch Bailey wrote:
sapphire wrote:AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.Then you promise to marry her but will probab ly abandon the idea.


I'm confused, are Americans known for being boring in bed? Who is the commitment-phobe here? The guy or the girl?


Please don't take this the wrong way. Without going into too much personal details let me say this. I do not have that much experience with American men as I am not a loose woman / girl. I believe :evil: my hubby does monitor my posts on this forum periodically, so I have to add this disclaimer to maintain marital bliss.

Not just from me but I have heard of other women's remark that American men are goal-oriented and use the cut-to-the-chase approach. See, America is very much a diy (do-it-yourself) culture. Apart from the 9-5 job, many men spend their weekends on house improvement projects. In our case it is babysitting, so mommy gets to spend some fun (if you know what I mean :wink: )time away from the kids. So given such a hectic schedule, it is to the men's advantage to adopt this approach. It is done out of necessity and efficiency. It is this kind of laser-sharp focus and effeciency that makes Corporate America so successful around the world :D .

And may I add, in my short years of marriage to an American man, I have learnt so much. More than all the years put together while in SG.
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Postby earthfriendly » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 4:06 am

Vaucluse wrote:Plavt had a threesome with Yamaoto and his wife last year . . .


But, he is right - in my pre-marital years I spent one week a month in Japan for about 8 years - - - some are quite shy about their sexuality (especially with a geijin), but on the whoe they are quite the fun partner.

Having said that, there is a prudish influence and even outdoor onsen (with clothes mandatory) are not unisex anymore)

Reminds me of 'Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot' joke, going down in flames . . . .


Vaucluse, I like your hair in the avatar, I really do. And may I add, you will be quite in demand if you decide to make a memory trip down to Japan. Kidding of course as I know your wife's expecting :) .With all the korean soap operas gaining popularity there, some (not all) Japanese women have acquired quite an appetite for Korean men. They feel that the Korean men are more sensitive beings since they are more willing to express their emotions. Oh well, at least they do when in the korean soaps.

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Postby Vaucluse » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:39 am

Korean men sensitive? I would suggest that Koreans are more backward than any other Asians in terms of having a grip on modern thinking - especially in terms of the male-female issue.

Aside from that they have great hairdressers.
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Postby Spunky » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 9:11 am

sapphire wrote:INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!


No Joke! My indian friend told me that if ever he dates an indian girl, her family will be in his home the next day discussing the wedding!! :???: That's why alot of my indian friends chose to date chinese girls :P

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Postby Vaucluse » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 9:22 am

Spunky wrote:
sapphire wrote:INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!


No Joke! My indian friend told me that if ever he dates an indian girl, her family will be in his home the next day discussing the wedding!! :???: That's why alot of my indian friends chose to date chinese girls :P


Because they are . . . . ?


(Hmm, I dated an Indian many moons ago for a while - never met her parents. Probably helped that she was an SQ flightie)
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Postby dot dot dot » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:06 pm

Except for the American woman (even thinking of that makes me feel so uncomfortable, sorry La Reinne, nothing personal), I could share a few thoughts on all this from experience....

But.... better not, I'd be hanged for it I am afraid....

Eric

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Postby sapphire » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:51 pm

Spunky wrote:
sapphire wrote:INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!


No Joke! My indian friend told me that if ever he dates an indian girl, her family will be in his home the next day discussing the wedding!! :???: That's why alot of my indian friends chose to date chinese girls :P

There's quite a difference between Singapore Indians and Indian Indians. A lot more orthodox here. Back home things have changed quite a bit.

Eric, I wasn't aware you had dated an Indian girl. And Vaucluse too! :o These girls must have lost their mind. :P
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Postby Plavt » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 4:40 pm

Vaucluse wrote:Korean men sensitive? I would suggest that Koreans are more backward than any other Asians in terms of having a grip on modern thinking - especially in terms of the male-female issue.

Aside from that they have great hairdressers.


Last time I read the 'Lonely Planet' guide this statement is only too true. Holding hands with a Korean female in public a definite no-no.
(Had a Korean girlfriend myself).


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Postby Vaucluse » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 5:04 pm

sapphire wrote:
Spunky wrote:
sapphire wrote:INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!


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Eric, I wasn't aware you had dated an Indian girl. And Vaucluse too! :o These girls must have lost their mind. :P


It wasn't their minds they lost . . . . :cool:
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Postby Mary Hatch Bailey » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 5:25 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:Except for the American woman (even thinking of that makes me feel so uncomfortable, sorry La Reinne, nothing personal)


None taken. It's not like the walls of by adolecent bedroom were wallpapered with hot Dutch guys...

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Re: International Dating :lol:

Postby Global Citizen » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:58 pm

sapphire wrote:
There's quite a difference between Singapore Indians and Indian Indians. A lot more orthodox here. Back home things have changed quite a bit.

Eric, I wasn't aware you had dated an Indian girl. And Vaucluse too! :o These girls must have lost their mind. :P


A little amendment here. Attitudes do vary from family to family and most of my Singaporean Indian friends are broad minded and pretty progressive in their thinking.
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