A Day at the Zoo.

Plavt · Postby **Plavt** » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 6:34 am

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

sapphire · Postby **sapphire** » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 8:56 pm

Lol, wicked!

Carpe Diem · Postby **Carpe Diem** » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:00 pm

He said no picture please...

sapphire · Postby **sapphire** » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:12 pm

I wonder which sites do you visit, CD.

Vaucluse · Postby **Vaucluse** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:40 am

sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD.

That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?

dot dot dot · Postby **dot dot dot** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:07 pm

Vaucluse wrote:
sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD.

That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?

Ok, but who is the gorilla in the pic????? :???:

Eric

Carpe Diem · Postby **Carpe Diem** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:15 pm

Hmmm Eric... I was told you've been to the zoo recently too?

sapphire · Postby **sapphire** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:47 pm

CD, did you watch the movie Brokeback Mountain?

Carpe Diem · Postby **Carpe Diem** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:59 pm

No, but you seem obsessed with that movie... You ask everybody if they watched it!

Saint · Postby **Saint** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:18 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:
sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD.

That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?

Ok, but who is the gorilla in the pic?????

Eric

The aftermath of a typical night out at Oosters is it

dot dot dot · Postby **dot dot dot** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:43 pm

A lot of fun in this thread I must say....

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

Eric

Saint · Postby **Saint** » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:28 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:A lot of fun in this thread I must say....

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

Eric

Don't like the look of yours Eric

tiki · Postby **tiki** » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:29 pm

Aaaah The Elephant...

..magnificent 5legged creatures.

Carpe Diem · Postby **Carpe Diem** » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:30 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:A lot of fun in this thread I must say....

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

Eric

What do you mean: " I am not into that"

Vaucluse · Postby **Vaucluse** » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 7:56 pm

Eric identifies with the one at the bottom, standing on four legs . . .

Ouch!!!

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