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A Day at the Zoo.

Postby Plavt » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 6:34 am

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 8:56 pm

Lol, wicked!
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Postby Carpe Diem » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:00 pm

He said no picture please...

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Mar 2006 9:12 pm

I wonder which sites do you visit, CD. :o
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Postby Vaucluse » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:40 am

sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD. :o



That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?
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Postby dot dot dot » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:07 pm

Vaucluse wrote:
sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD. :o



That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?



Ok, but who is the gorilla in the pic????? :???:

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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:15 pm

Hmmm Eric... I was told you've been to the zoo recently too? :P

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Postby sapphire » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:47 pm

CD, did you watch the movie Brokeback Mountain? :P
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Postby Carpe Diem » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 2:59 pm

No, but you seem obsessed with that movie... You ask everybody if they watched it!
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Postby Saint » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:18 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:
sapphire wrote:I wonder which sites do you visit, CD. :o



That is CD - don't you recognise him, Sapphy?



Ok, but who is the gorilla in the pic????? :???:

Eric


The aftermath of a typical night out at Oosters is it :o
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Postby dot dot dot » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 8:43 pm

A lot of fun in this thread I must say.... :D

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

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Postby Saint » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:28 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:A lot of fun in this thread I must say.... :D

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

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Don't like the look of yours Eric
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Postby tiki » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:29 pm

Aaaah The Elephant...

..magnificent 5legged creatures.
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Postby Carpe Diem » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:30 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:A lot of fun in this thread I must say.... :D

CD, I am not into that, but at Iguana I left when seeing this

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Eric


What do you mean: " I am not into that" :o
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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 7:56 pm

Eric identifies with the one at the bottom, standing on four legs . . .


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