Good morning everyone - I feel all warm and runny inside from your words . . . Imagine people caring for a cranky man with a bad hairdo.
Nope, the baby hasn't popped out yet, I was on a business trip and access to email was restricted - the hosts booked me into a hotel that cost SGD28,- . . .

(first time I met them and they thought I wanted to be frugal)
Best I can say is that the bedsheet (singular) was clean and I tried to spray away the very long black hair resting on the bathtub rim . . . but that was Ok, compared to he construction site 2 metres away from my window - amazing working hours 06.30 to midnight.
Luckily the aircon was unalterably on 'Arctic' - which is where the one, thin bedsheet came in handy . . . as a shroud after my demise from hypothermia.
Ever so glad to be home again.