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Postby Saint » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 8:00 pm

Here are a couple to get things started!

Dusting Slippers For Cats

Do you ever get that feeling that your moggie has it too easy? Well, thanks to this fantastic brainchild you can now put Fluffy to work! It’s easy, all you have to do is strap these babies on and look on in wonder as your scrabbling cat brings a sheen to your living room or kitchen. Dirty kitchen hobs? Not a problem, just tie them down and let them run (just don’t tell the RSPCA about it).

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Travel Headrest for the Sleeping Traveller

Who is that sitting next to you on the tube? You don’t know, do you? You don’t know where they’ve been or what they’ve been up to. Do you really want to nod off and let your sleeping head fall into their lap? Of course you don’t. Luckily, help is at hand. Thanks to this wonderful device your head will stay fairly, and squarely, where it should be.

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Postby cheatercock » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 8:27 pm

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Postby cheatercock » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 8:31 pm

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Postby earthfriendly » Sat, 04 Mar 2006 2:35 am

I sure can use the fan. My daughters constantly complianing their ramen's too steamy hot.

Breast milk feeder - wonderful device for father-baby bonding. Wish I knew about it when my daughers were infants.

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Postby Global Citizen » Sat, 04 Mar 2006 3:58 am

Earthfriendly, are you sure that your hubby would agree? Never in a million years would my husband plonk on the fake mammaries and thank god! :shock:

I'm amazed at how some of you are able to find all these pictures and how funny some are. Where do you look? The last 2 are great!
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Postby earthfriendly » Sat, 04 Mar 2006 2:39 pm

If I obliged him by putting on all the sexy gears that he requested over the years, surely it is not too much of me to ask that he plonk those tender-loving looking feeders for our little angels :D .


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