SAHSA:(Honduras) Stay At Home, Stay Alive
Aer Lingus: Aer Fungus
AeroPeru: Aeroperharps
Air Afrique: Air Freak
LIAT: Lost in between Antigua & Trinidad
British Airways: Brutish Airways
Quebec Air Quick Air
Allegheny Air: Agony Air
Air France: Air Chance
Air Canada: Err Canada
Alitalia: Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
American: Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
Delta: Don't Ever Leave The Airport
El Al: Every Landing Always Late
Olympic: Onassis Likes Your Money, Pay In Cash
Sabena: Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
TWA: Took Wrong Airplane
TWA:Tired Women of America
Tower Air:Take Off Without Essential Repair
Quantas: Queers and Nancys Traveling as Stewards
BA: Bad Attitude
UPS: Unaccountable Parcel Service
FedEx: Foul-ups and Errors in Delivery EXpected
United: U Need Insurance To Expect Death
TACA: Take A Chance Airline
SAS (Scandinavian Airline System): Sex And Service
Pan Am:Passengers Always Need A Mortician
LOT (Polish Airlines): Lots of Trouble
AA (American): Always Awful
Boeing: Broken-Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA: Born to Wait In Airports
TAP (Portuguese Airlines): Take Another Plane
