Airline Acronyms.

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SAHSA:(Honduras) Stay At Home, Stay Alive

Aer Lingus: Aer Fungus

AeroPeru: Aeroperharps

Air Afrique: Air Freak

LIAT: Lost in between Antigua & Trinidad

British Airways: Brutish Airways

Quebec Air Quick Air

Allegheny Air: Agony Air

Air France: Air Chance

Air Canada: Err Canada

Alitalia: Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta

American: Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea

Delta: Don't Ever Leave The Airport

El Al: Every Landing Always Late

Olympic: Onassis Likes Your Money, Pay In Cash

Sabena: Such A Bad Experience - Never Again

TWA: Took Wrong Airplane

TWA:Tired Women of America

Tower Air:Take Off Without Essential Repair

Quantas: Queers and Nancys Traveling as Stewards

BA: Bad Attitude

UPS: Unaccountable Parcel Service

FedEx: Foul-ups and Errors in Delivery EXpected

United: U Need Insurance To Expect Death

TACA: Take A Chance Airline

SAS (Scandinavian Airline System): Sex And Service

Pan Am:Passengers Always Need A Mortician

LOT (Polish Airlines): Lots of Trouble

AA (American): Always Awful

Boeing: Broken-Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

BWIA: Born to Wait In Airports

TAP (Portuguese Airlines): Take Another Plane