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Happy Landing?

Postby Plavt » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 1:12 am

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying United." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time lookingthe passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had got off except for an old lady walking with a cane. She said,"Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

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Postby Scorpion » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 6:52 pm

Good 1..
When u Need Someone to Be Beside u And No One Is Around Just Gaze Up In The Sky,u Might Not See Me But Be Sure That We r Under The Same Sky,I wl'd Never B 2 Far....
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Postby Matney » Sun, 05 Mar 2006 9:55 am

Old as the hills, but still good laugh!!


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