Sunday Morning Sex

As Annoying As Quasimodo · Post by **As Annoying As Quasimodo** » Thu, 02 Mar 2006 9:45 pm

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even... .......
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along".

Carpe Diem · Post by **Carpe Diem** » Thu, 02 Mar 2006 9:47 pm

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Thu, 02 Mar 2006 9:54 pm

Ling2 · Post by **Ling2** » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 8:36 am

Siong2 · Post by **Siong2** » Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:26 am

Haha, this one nice.

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