For example:
I don't want, need or feel I will ever have a use for:
- Disposable underwear
- Tissue box covers
- whitening cream
- whitening deoderant
- OSIM Chairs
- iGallop horsey exercise thing
- Smelly Tofu
- Circus brand piles cream advertised with giant pictures of anal regions containing weeping boils
- Beijing 101
- Products that relieve hairfall
I really want but find almost unavailable:
- leg wax (although I have noticed an unprecidented amount of hairy legged women)
- fresh fruit juice that contains only fruit juice no aloe vera floaty bits, artificial or added natural flavourings (just gotta go for the fresh squeezed stuff)
- Bread that doesnt contain milk products, added vitamins etc or bread that just tastes nice
- Fresh milk
- Hotdogs with red skins containing pork
- Flat sheets
- conditioner in a bottle that lasts just as long as my shampoo
- Deoderant in an aerosol containing aluminium- c'mon no one wants nice smelling armpits but white ones are soooooo important.
Now here's your chance to enlighten me with all your amusing shopping anecdotes. Im really bored today!