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Corporate Condoms

Postby cheatercock » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 3:33 pm

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Corporate condoms:-

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike condoms: Just do it
Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling
Ford condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus condoms: Yes!
KFC condoms: Finger Lickin' Good
M&M's condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic condoms: Share the Spirit
Hyundai condoms: All day, every day
Tip Top condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
Panasonic condoms: Even more than you expected
VB condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan Lager condoms: They said you'd never make it....
Vegemite condoms:Puts a rose in every cheek -(target gay market)
Levi condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe condoms: It brings you together.
Quicken condoms: Quicken.Easy

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The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

Mitsubishi condoms: Please consider
AFL condoms: I'd Like to See That
Goodyear condoms: If it only saves you once a year....
Samboy condoms: The flavour really hit you
TAC condoms: Speed kills
Nobby's condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Bolle condoms: Put them on your face
Kahlua condoms: Drink the rhythm
Aussie Homeloans condoms: We'll save you

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Postby Siong2 » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 4:46 pm

Can I have a dozen of M&M's pls. :P

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Postby Cheekybeek » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 5:22 pm

Do they have penis enlarging condoms here in Singapore? What about whitening lubricant? I wouldn't be surprised. :P

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Postby 4d3L » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:35 pm

haha interestin... so which one wld u use? lolx


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