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Corporate Condoms

Post by cheatercock » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 3:33 pm

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Corporate condoms:-

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good
M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....
Vegemite Condoms:Puts a rose in every cheek -(target gay market)
Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

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The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That
Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....
Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hit you
TAC Condoms: Speed kills
Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

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Post by Siong2 » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 4:46 pm

Can I have a dozen of M&M's pls. :P

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Post by Cheekybeek » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 5:22 pm

Do they have penis enlarging condoms here in Singapore? What about whitening lubricant? I wouldn't be surprised. :P

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Post by 4d3L » Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:35 pm

haha interestin... so which one wld u use? lolx

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