The Gay Flight Attendant.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:01 pm

A plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was obviously enjoying himself. He swished down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, honey

donno · Post by **donno** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:47 am

where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha

cheatercock · Post by **cheatercock** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 2:26 pm

donno wrote:where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha

jokes are meant to be true

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 3:03 pm

cheatercock wrote:
donno wrote:where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha
jokes are meant to be true

donno is meant to be thick

pineappletarts · Post by **pineappletarts** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 3:17 pm

Donno, you got something against Plavt?

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 4:31 pm

Vaucluse wrote:
cheatercock wrote:
donno wrote:where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha
jokes are meant to be true

donno is meant to be thick

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 4:32 pm

donno wrote:where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha

Are you Gay?

Plavt.

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 5:35 pm

Plavt wrote:
donno wrote:where do you get this joke???

i think it is not true...

by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...

haha
Are you Gay?

Plavt.

Hey Plavt......

methinks a pretty accurate observation

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 7:18 pm

Thick and gay? Is donno a boy or girl? Over or under 12?

donno · Post by **donno** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 8:30 pm

Plavt sounds like a gay name..

Miss Plavt??? oooooohhh.... sexy and yummy.... bodylicious... hahahaha

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 9:44 pm

donno wrote:Plavt sounds like a gay name..

Miss Plavt??? oooooohhh.... sexy and yummy.... bodylicious... hahahaha

What does a gay name sound like? Not only are you thick you should apply for a job as a circus clown competition would be no object in that case.

Plavt.

Ps: Don't try sending me another PM again since there are more brains in a newt's toenail.

ashley66 · Post by **ashley66** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:47 am

i think it's funny, esp if you have gay frens..

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 7:40 am

A newt's toenail . . .

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:34 am

a newt's toenail would be minute

boom boom

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