SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore
The Gay Flight Attendant.
The Gay Flight Attendant.
A plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was obviously enjoying himself. He swished down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, honey
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, honey
- cheatercock
- Chatter
- Posts: 191
- Joined: Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:12 pm
jokes are meant to be truedonno wrote:where do you get this joke???
i think it is not true...
by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...
haha


- pineappletarts
- Regular
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Wed, 25 Jan 2006 2:07 pm
- sundaymorningstaple
- Moderator
- Posts: 39755
- Joined: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 1:26 pm
- Location: Retired on the Little Red Dot
Hey Plavt......Plavt wrote:Are you Gay?donno wrote:where do you get this joke???
i think it is not true...
by the way i feel the joke is irritating than funny...
haha
Plavt.
methinks a pretty accurate observation

SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
What does a gay name sound like? Not only are you thick you should apply for a job as a circus clown competition would be no object in that case.donno wrote:Plavt sounds like a gay name..
Miss Plavt??? oooooohhh.... sexy and yummy.... bodylicious... hahahaha
Plavt.
Ps: Don't try sending me another PM again since there are more brains in a newt's toenail.
- Baron Greenback
- Reporter
- Posts: 847
- Joined: Mon, 20 Jun 2005 12:30 pm
- Location: Singapore
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
Flight cancelled; have to take more expensive flight. Who pays?
by martincymru » Mon, 23 Mar 2020 1:55 pm » in Travel & Holidays - 5 Replies
- 3476 Views
-
Last post by Lisafuller
Fri, 11 Dec 2020 10:44 pm
-
-
-
Does your flight departing from Changi Airport SG require a Covid pre flight test?
by Jgrif96229 » Sun, 27 Sep 2020 10:49 pm » in Travel & Holidays - 0 Replies
- 1859 Views
-
Last post by Jgrif96229
Sun, 27 Sep 2020 10:49 pm
-
-
-
Looking for gay couple!
by Heim_rina » Mon, 24 Feb 2020 11:45 pm » in Events, Gatherings, Making Friends - 1 Replies
- 2876 Views
-
Last post by icyslushie
Sun, 01 Mar 2020 12:00 pm
-
-
-
stamped 30days in passport and embarkation but flight details was written in e card
by Juan223 » Wed, 15 Aug 2018 5:25 pm » in PR, Citizenship, Passes & Visas for Foreigners - 5 Replies
- 2912 Views
-
Last post by bgd
Thu, 16 Aug 2018 9:51 am
-
-
- 4 Replies
- 3597 Views
-
Last post by PNGMK
Wed, 18 Dec 2019 9:02 am
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests