This one's silly but funny.

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:59 pm

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 1:07 pm

very good Plavt - made me chuckle

donno · Post by **donno** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 1:15 pm

hahahah... so funny... hahah

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 7:21 pm

donno wrote:hahahah... so funny... hahah

You actually undrstood that, donno? Doubt it . . .

Funny, Plavt

Carpe Diem · Post by **Carpe Diem** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 7:24 pm

I don't get it. Was the parrot gay?

donno · Post by **donno** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 8:32 pm

Carpe Diem, is that a real name???

Miss Carpe Diem sounds pretty

Wild Rover · Post by **Wild Rover** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 9:13 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:I don't get it. Was the parrot gay?

Actually CD you might be on to something. Perhaps the 'princess' from the other joke was actually the parrot in drag??

These jokes reminded me of an allegedly true story (as reported by one of those 'Airline' documentaries back in the UK) where some female cabin crew was offering drinks from the bar to the passengers. One snooty woman said "I'll have a G&T please, that's a gin and tonic to you dear". Quick as a flash the stewardess said "And would you like ice and lemon with that madam? That's frozen water and a piece of fruit to you"!!

Would have loved to have seen the woman's face

Carpe Diem · Post by **Carpe Diem** » Mon, 27 Feb 2006 9:53 pm

Although I have to acknowledge that on a specific Saturday night I could have been mistaken for a (huge) parrot, I can confirm (sorry to disappoint donno) that I am not gay...

Quite the opposite in fact

Wild Rover · Post by **Wild Rover** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:33 am

Carpe Diem wrote:Although I have to acknowledge that on a specific Saturday night I could have been mistaken for a (huge) parrot, I can confirm (sorry to disappoint donno) that I am not gay...

Quite the opposite in fact

Awww come on CD let's see the pic? I know your display was allegedly good enough for you to win 1st prize, so you should be proud enough to share.

Otherwise I think Jolmar at least may have some 'evidence' but being a fellow countryman may prefer to spare your 'plumage' from public display!

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 7:39 am

Carpe Diem wrote:Although I have to acknowledge that on a specific Saturday night I could have been mistaken for a (huge) parrot, I can confirm (sorry to disappoint donno) that I am not gay...

Quite the opposite in fact

Umm, what's the opposite of being a parrot, CD?

Cheekybeek · Post by **Cheekybeek** » Tue, 28 Feb 2006 8:48 am

There's NOTHING wrong with being a parrot!

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