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Increased Security?

Postby Plavt » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 1:07 am

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Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 8:51 am

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Postby sapphire » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:16 am

Haha, what I found funny was the long haired dude sitting in front of the monitor.
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Postby cheatercock » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 4:29 pm

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George W. Bush was bragging to Russian President Putin. "Our Homeland Security measures have been so effective that we are now terrorist-free!"

"Come, now, George," Putin laughed. "Surely you exaggerate!"

"No, not at all. I'll tell you what. The first three terrorists you see, you can shoot them yourself, and you can have my job to boot!"

The very next day on his way to fly home, Putin spotted four men holding a group of people at gunpoint, taking their belongings, making dire threats to all who offered resistance. The Russian president quickly put a stop to it as Bush had suggested.

The headline for the morning's Washington Post read, "Slavic Man Claims He's President, Shoots Four FAA Security Guards".
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Postby Plavt » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 6:51 pm

sapphire wrote:Haha, what I found funny was the long haired dude sitting in front of the monitor.


But it definitley was not me. :D : :D :D

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Postby Vaucluse » Sat, 25 Feb 2006 7:13 pm

Hmm, I don't think Sapphire got the joke . . . (it wasn't the long-haired guy, Sapphy)
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Postby Siong2 » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 3:00 am

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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 9:36 am

I don't think Siong2 got it either
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Postby sapphire » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:04 am

Vaucluse wrote:Hmm, I don't think Sapphire got the joke . . . (it wasn't the long-haired guy, Sapphy)

I know! Sheesh!
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Postby Vaucluse » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 2:46 pm

sapphire wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:Hmm, I don't think Sapphire got the joke . . . (it wasn't the long-haired guy, Sapphy)

I know! Sheesh!


Hahahahahha - - - psyched! :lol:
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Postby sapphire » Sun, 26 Feb 2006 8:29 pm

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