Eric from the Netherlands wrote:Ok, my sarcasm was meant to show that shopping online is actualy the solution for those long hour work days, so one cn just at home check online and have a nice relaxing bath in the meantime.
Online shopping is the answer to it therefore....

No need to go Orchard, know what I mean?
Eric
Irony and Sarcasm are two very dangerous brothers to unleash here in Singapore or in all of Asia for that matter. Haven’t you noticed? Or are you just deliberately making use of them in order to test boundaries (read: piss people off)?

Rebellious as I think you are.
My message to all Asian, who are not bananas like me

, and therefore do not to the same extent appreciate the company of the two brothers, is that Irony and Sarcasm are actually quite a lot of fun when you get to know them. Their popularity in sophisticated and intellectual circles is evident.
For instance being an educated banana

and therefore being able to mingle in societies higher levels I have learned that using Irony and Sarcasm in an absolute must. Especially, if you wish to pick up Caucasian women a touch of Irony and Sarcasm will come in handy. In fact I’ve been working on a new pick up line. It goes something like this “I used to be quite awful in bed, but Viagra has changed my life – and is about to change yours”