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Postby Wham » Wed, 08 Feb 2006 5:58 pm

with men its easy - you KNOW we are thinking about sex most of the time...
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Postby sapphire » Wed, 08 Feb 2006 6:16 pm

What meanies you people are! Here I was dishing out sincere advice. :roll:
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Postby Saint » Wed, 08 Feb 2006 6:34 pm

Maybe she could wear this T-shirt :)

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:44 pm

Wham wrote:with men its easy - you KNOW we are thinking about sex most of the time...

with women it's even easier - you know we never think about sex... UNLESS we're looking at your penis. :lol:

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:02 am

What is the problem here actually?

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

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Postby Saint » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:12 am

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:What is the problem here actually?

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

Eric


I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:36 am

Saint wrote:
Eric from the Netherlands wrote:I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

aha! perfect solution: OP wants to look, eric likes being looked at... bingo, there you go. you two should get together. ah, i'm such a genius. :cool:

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Postby Saint » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:39 am

Wind In My Hair wrote:
Saint wrote:
Eric from the Netherlands wrote:I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

aha! perfect solution: OP wants to look, eric likes being looked at... bingo, there you go. you two should get together. ah, i'm such a genius. :cool:


You've forgotten the bit about Eric having to wear his cycling shorts :wink:

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Postby Bremen » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 4:09 pm

Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:
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Red spandex:
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:shock:

:oops:
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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 4:15 pm

:oops: OMG !!! :oops: *covers her eyes with her furry paws*

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On the bulge

Postby cheatercock » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 4:26 pm

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"Superman" Bulge Causes Headaches

Posted: Tuesday December 13th, 2005 9:46pm
Source: The Sun
Author: Garth Franklin



There's always great cinematic urban legends that swirl around in regards to actor vanities and more especially, male endowments. Last year saw Colin Farrell get in a hub-bub over his cut scene from "A Home at the End of the World", this year came issues of Ioan Gruffudd's package in "Fantastic Four", and now next year's "Superman Returns" has gotten its own trash tale.

UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects".

Speaking with the costume designers earlier this year, they told us that whilst the bulge indeed was the most complicated issue in terms of the costuming, they worked out a practical solution involving a codpiece and special padding which ultimately negates the issue. Thus any stories of costly digital manipulation are as fake as those CG-enhanced Kevin Costner hair in "Waterworld" urban legends.

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Postby tiki » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 6:35 pm

Bremen wrote:Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:
Image


Red spandex:
Image

:shock:

:oops:


The red spandex ..one of the guys seem to give new meaning to the term 'standing on the podium'.
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Postby fefe » Thu, 09 Feb 2006 9:05 pm

Bremen wrote:Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:
Image


Red spandex:
Image

:shock:

:oops:


Hahahaha.... you guys are so funny :lol:

More please :P

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Re: On the bulge

Postby coarls » Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:08 am

cheatercock wrote:Image
"Superman" Bulge Causes Headaches

Posted: Tuesday December 13th, 2005 9:46pm
Source: The Sun
Author: Garth Franklin



There's always great cinematic urban legends that swirl around in regards to actor vanities and more especially, male endowments. Last year saw Colin Farrell get in a hub-bub over his cut scene from "A Home at the End of the World", this year came issues of Ioan Gruffudd's package in "Fantastic Four", and now next year's "Superman Returns" has gotten its own trash tale.

UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects".

Speaking with the costume designers earlier this year, they told us that whilst the bulge indeed was the most complicated issue in terms of the costuming, they worked out a practical solution involving a codpiece and special padding which ultimately negates the issue. Thus any stories of costly digital manipulation are as fake as those CG-enhanced Kevin Costner hair in "Waterworld" urban legends.


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Postby renter » Fri, 10 Feb 2006 1:30 pm

hahaha. those photos. :shock: :cool:


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