Trying hard not to look in the direction of...

[Wham]

with men its easy - you KNOW we are thinking about sex most of the time...

[sapphire]

What meanies you people are! Here I was dishing out sincere advice.

[Saint]

Maybe she could wear this T-shirt

[Wind In My Hair]

with men its easy - you KNOW we are thinking about sex most of the time...

with women it's even easier - you know we never think about sex... UNLESS we're looking at your penis.

[dot dot dot]

What is the problem here actually?

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

Eric

[Saint]

What is the problem here actually?

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

Eric

I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

[Wind In My Hair]

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

aha! perfect solution: OP wants to look, eric likes being looked at... bingo, there you go. you two should get together. ah, i'm such a genius.

[Saint]

I never ever mind if a woman would look at my 'goods' and check me out. Frankly, I don't care if she does so.

I think the OP is more worried whether she would be displaying any obvious signs that's she may be checking out someone's "package"

aha! perfect solution: OP wants to look, eric likes being looked at... bingo, there you go. you two should get together. ah, i'm such a genius.

You've forgotten the bit about Eric having to wear his cycling shorts

[Bremen]

Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:



Red spandex:

[madwolfie]

OMG !!! *covers her eyes with her furry paws*

[cheatercock]

"Superman" Bulge Causes Headaches

Posted: Tuesday December 13th, 2005 9:46pm
Source: The Sun
Author: Garth Franklin



There's always great cinematic urban legends that swirl around in regards to actor vanities and more especially, male endowments. Last year saw Colin Farrell get in a hub-bub over his cut scene from "A Home at the End of the World", this year came issues of Ioan Gruffudd's package in "Fantastic Four", and now next year's "Superman Returns" has gotten its own trash tale.

UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects".

Speaking with the costume designers earlier this year, they told us that whilst the bulge indeed was the most complicated issue in terms of the costuming, they worked out a practical solution involving a codpiece and special padding which ultimately negates the issue. Thus any stories of costly digital manipulation are as fake as those CG-enhanced Kevin Costner hair in "Waterworld" urban legends.

[tiki]

Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:



Red spandex:

The red spandex ..one of the guys seem to give new meaning to the term 'standing on the podium'.

[fefe]

Ah, but you'll want to make sure he doesn't wear black. See here:

Black spandex:



Red spandex:

Hahahaha.... you guys are so funny

More please

[coarls]

"Superman" Bulge Causes Headaches

Posted: Tuesday December 13th, 2005 9:46pm
Source: The Sun
Author: Garth Franklin



There's always great cinematic urban legends that swirl around in regards to actor vanities and more especially, male endowments. Last year saw Colin Farrell get in a hub-bub over his cut scene from "A Home at the End of the World", this year came issues of Ioan Gruffudd's package in "Fantastic Four", and now next year's "Superman Returns" has gotten its own trash tale.

UK tabloid The Sun reports that the size of 26-year-old Brandon Routh's bulge in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting enough that the studio has ordered the makers to cover it up with digital effects. Their source says "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects".

Speaking with the costume designers earlier this year, they told us that whilst the bulge indeed was the most complicated issue in terms of the costuming, they worked out a practical solution involving a codpiece and special padding which ultimately negates the issue. Thus any stories of costly digital manipulation are as fake as those CG-enhanced Kevin Costner hair in "Waterworld" urban legends.

This is why I lost my mojo....

Smashin' baby yeah....

[renter]

hahaha. those photos.