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Postby Global Citizen » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:24 am

I'm bored and this forum hasn't been up to its usual entertaining level so I'm borrowing an idea I saw on another forum. I'll start with a story and anyone who wishes to particpate just continues it.


I woke up with a start to the incessant ringing of the telephone. I rubbed my heavy sleep laden eyes trying to acclimatise myself to my surroundings. Where the hell was I?
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Postby Baron Greenback » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:18 am

It was still dark so I had to wait a few seconds for my eyes to acclimatise, I then reaslied to my horror that I had woken up...
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Postby CardZeus » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:31 am

...So I went back to sleep. The End
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Postby Baron Greenback » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:34 pm

But it wasn't quite the end as I started dreaming about chocolate covered...
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Postby Spunky » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 1:38 pm

and then I hear the incessant ringing again...

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Postby James** » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 1:48 pm

..tried very hard to open my sleepy eyes but....

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Postby CK35 » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 3:29 pm

somehow, my eyes just couldn't open.. then came the familiar voice from the answering machine. "Answer Cindy! I know you are in! Don't you dare play with me!".

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Postby Saint » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 5:06 pm

I think to myself, "Who the hell is Cindy?" In a confused state I roll over and

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 7:02 pm

... there lay Cindy, looking a lot fatter and uglier than i remembered from the night before. perhaps it was dark when we met, or it could have been the alcohol. which would explain the pounding in my head. i slowly pulled my clothes towards me and started to dress. hopefully i would be out of there before Cindy woke. then suddenly she sat bolt upright

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Postby Saint » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 7:27 pm

I woke up with a start to the incessant ringing of the telephone. I rubbed my heavy sleep laden eyes trying to acclimatise myself to my surroundings. Where the hell was I? It was still dark so I had to wait a few seconds for my eyes to acclimatise, I then reaslied to my horror that I had woken up So I went back to sleep. The End. But it wasn't quite the end as I started dreaming about chocolate covered and then I hear the incessant ringing again tried very hard to open my sleepy eyes but somehow, my eyes just couldn't open.. then came the familiar voice from the answering machine. "Answer Cindy! I know you are in! Don't you dare play with me!".I think to myself, "Who the hell is Cindy?" In a confused state I roll over and there lay Cindy, looking a lot fatter and uglier than i remembered from the night before. perhaps it was dark when we met, or it could have been the alcohol. which would explain the pounding in my head. i slowly pulled my clothes towards me and started to dress. hopefully i would be out of there before Cindy woke. then suddenly she sat bolt upright.

This is a complete and utter nightmare I thought, Why me? What is my husband going to say if he ever found out?

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Postby Global Citizen » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:58 pm

Saint wrote:I woke up with a start to the incessant ringing of the telephone. I rubbed my heavy sleep laden eyes trying to acclimatise myself to my surroundings. Where the hell was I? It was still dark so I had to wait a few seconds for my eyes to acclimatise, I then reaslied to my horror that I had woken up So I went back to sleep. The End. But it wasn't quite the end as I started dreaming about chocolate covered and then I hear the incessant ringing again tried very hard to open my sleepy eyes but somehow, my eyes just couldn't open.. then came the familiar voice from the answering machine. "Answer Cindy! I know you are in! Don't you dare play with me!".I think to myself, "Who the hell is Cindy?" In a confused state I roll over and there lay Cindy, looking a lot fatter and uglier than i remembered from the night before. perhaps it was dark when we met, or it could have been the alcohol. which would explain the pounding in my head. i slowly pulled my clothes towards me and started to dress. hopefully i would be out of there before Cindy woke. then suddenly she sat bolt upright.

This is a complete and utter nightmare I thought, Why me? What is my husband going to say if he ever found out?


It all came back to me in a flash. What had started out as a fun girls' night out had rapidly deteriorated in an all out slanging match against men in general. Cindy was a newcomer to the group, a friend of a friend and had had like the rest of us, egged on by too much alcohol, more than contributed to her share of the topic of the day by pouring her troubles over men and the general state of her life to us....
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Postby Wind In My Hair » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:16 pm

after the lot of us had sworn off men forever, the games began. strip poker had never been more fun.

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Postby Spunky » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 9:55 am

and we had beer Image ... and more beer Image

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Postby cheatercock » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 1:00 pm

And then somebody is seen secretly videotaping the partying stripping women .Who is the mystery man. The girls are confused what to think and do next.

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Postby Saint » Fri, 27 Jan 2006 2:03 am

An hour and a few beers later the girls are still confused what to think or do, so seeing as Vera still had most of her modesty intact volunteered to speak to camera man......


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