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Willie Reduction

Postby Conker » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 2:10 pm

I'm thinking of having my willie reduced in size because I'm fed up of tripping over it. :wink: Do girls really care what size it is or just what you do with it? :o

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Postby Cheekybeek » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 7:20 pm

Yup I vote you have it reduced, or better yet removed alltogether. Girls like it when they can see your face and it will be a lot easier on your neck and back.

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Postby Bubbles » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:55 pm

WHY GOD, WHY????????????????
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Postby Bubbles » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:58 pm

Do we get plonkers who post crap on this forum still......................................but if you insist on doing it the key to it is...........make it believeable......should have said.....

'........because I've had a few incidents with my trouser zips as they're uncomfortably tight down there..........

See, then we'd all be agog.......!!!

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Postby abbby » Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:01 am

WOW, you're so blessed so why wanna reduce it when all the other men don't have what you have? But, tripping over it..you born a horsie? :???:
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Re: Willie Reduction

Postby Wind In My Hair » Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:54 am

Conker wrote:I'm fed up of tripping over it.

why, you must have seen me walk past again eh? :mrgreen:

yeah, bobbit. that way some blood might make it to your brain. :P

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Postby Conker » Tue, 24 Jan 2006 2:54 pm

Do we get plonkers who post crap on this forum still......................................


Firstly Bubbles the posting was only a joke and I'm sorry that it upsets you that people 'still' post crap on this forum. Wouldnt it be lovely if we all grew up and toed the line. Only sensible subjects please.

Secondly I see you are not adverse to posting crap on the forum either. After taking a brief look at some of your 500 odd posts, you seem to be very opinionated on almost everything.

Thirdly, and this is only because of your verbal abuse, why are you even on this forum Bubbles? Not exactly a Singapore Expat are you? Are you still pining for your old life here in Singapore or does no one want to hear your opinions in sunny Wales?

Finally, I've had a bad day in the office.

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Postby earthfriendly » Tue, 24 Jan 2006 3:23 pm

Like they say, you have to use the right tool for the right job. My white American friend said his girlfriend (chinese petite lady) complained his too big and to quote her, it is like a "porn star".

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Postby Bremen » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:51 am

earthfriendly wrote:Like they say, you have to use the right tool for the right job. My white American friend said his girlfriend (chinese petite lady) complained his too big and to quote her, it is like a "porn star".


Depends on the woman as well... Now, staying with the asian example, where many asian women are a bit more "petite" in the intimate regions, some may *want* a large male member, while some of the more sentitive ones may wish that it was more of a "better fit", i.e., smaller. They may just not complain about pain or discomfort because they love their man and want to make him feel good... But it's important that communication in a couple extends to that topic as well, so that the man can try to be gentler, or they can try other positions that may be more comfortable for the woman.
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Re: Willie Reduction

Postby Bafana » Wed, 01 Feb 2006 6:26 pm

Conker wrote:I'm thinking of having my willie reduced in size because I'm fed up of tripping over it. :wink: Do girls really care what size it is or just what you do with it? :o


I find tying mine in a knot helps but the largish bulge half way down my trouser leg still gives it away...
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Postby dot dot dot » Wed, 01 Feb 2006 7:10 pm

Conker wrote:
Do we get plonkers who post crap on this forum still......................................


Firstly Bubbles the posting was only a joke and I'm sorry that it upsets you that people 'still' post crap on this forum. Wouldnt it be lovely if we all grew up and toed the line. Only sensible subjects please.

Secondly I see you are not adverse to posting crap on the forum either. After taking a brief look at some of your 500 odd posts, you seem to be very opinionated on almost everything.

Thirdly, and this is only because of your verbal abuse, why are you even on this forum Bubbles? Not exactly a Singapore Expat are you? Are you still pining for your old life here in Singapore or does no one want to hear your opinions in sunny Wales?

Finally, I've had a bad day in the office.


Well, if you cannot see the difference between your crap and the postings of Bubbs, I guess it is time to leave this forum, as it seems this level of conversations is too high for yourself.

Wonder why you have bad days at the office? Maybe this kind of attitude is not being appreciated by the colleagues?

Or, more directly:

F*ck off, get lost and drop dead idiot.

Ok, back to normal, all others please ignore this d*ckhead.

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Postby Vaucluse » Wed, 01 Feb 2006 8:13 pm

Welcome back, Eric
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'nuff said Image

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Postby Saint » Wed, 01 Feb 2006 8:28 pm

And back to true form

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Postby Wind In My Hair » Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:27 am

ah here comes the gallant knight on his white steed, or was it the white knight on his gallant steed... oh whatever...

damsels of the forum take heart, our hero is back! :lol:

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Postby Bubbles » Thu, 02 Feb 2006 1:03 am

Damn me, if I don't lurrrrvvve it!

You politically correct feminists....(if your feminism means no white knights on horses) can go whistle. Me, I like having the big boys with internet sticks on my side.


Eric, welcome back my son. And thank goodness that secret society you've set up with MHB hasn't changed you!!! Haha.

(I do but jest, MHB's resigned I hear. Too much cheesicide going on for a nice girl like her...........mind you, if the lieutenant position's vacant, and you've got nothing against us Welshies..........?)

I have to stop this fantasizing, now I'm making up stories about the forum. I must get a life.
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