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As Annoying As Quasimodo
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Rhyme

Postby As Annoying As Quasimodo » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 2:14 am

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE
BUT....THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:




Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Postby Global Citizen » Fri, 20 Jan 2006 7:59 am

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou?
Here I am, you silly cow!


My darling, you mean the world to me,
Especially since, you got me the SUV.


Your beauty is unequalled and your love profound,
I'm lying through my teeth, you jealous hound!
One man's meat is another's poison.

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Postby cheatercock » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 7:57 pm

Romeo and Juliet are humming lovely ballad,
Alone and Alone cheatercock is eating salad. :)

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Postby cheatercock » Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:46 pm

Rainbow is the dream when I dream of you,
You are going to my parents so tie you shoe.
ImageThere is an art of which every man should be a master - "the art of reflection". If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all? ~ William Hart Coleridge

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Postby tiki » Mon, 06 Feb 2006 8:32 pm

You are the sun, the wind and the world to me..
everytime you let me watch some telly.
'If you feel alive
in a darkened room
Do you know the name
of your solitude..'


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