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Postby Saint » Mon, 23 Jan 2006 5:37 pm

Quasimodo wrote:You're the desgnated driver, Saint?


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Postby Plavt » Mon, 23 Jan 2006 6:28 pm

Reminds me of that song by Val Doonican:
The Jarvey Was a Leprechaun

Pity I can't find the lyrics.

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Postby Saint » Mon, 23 Jan 2006 6:32 pm

Plavt wrote:Reminds me of that song by Val Doonican:
The Jarvey Was a Leprechaun

Pity I can't find the lyrics.

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I can :o

A half a dozen tourists stood outside a Lim'rick bar,
And thought they'd like to take a trip by Irish jaunting car,
They jumped up on the side seats and it started down the street,
But they never saw the character upon the driver's seat.

The Jarvey was a leprechaun and had some magic power,
He toured them thro' the Em'rald Isle at a thousand miles an hour,
A phantom horse was in the shafts and no one was surprised,
For the Jarvey was a leprechaun and he had them hypnotised.

He showed them Connemara on the way to Ireland's eye,
They heard him say that Galway Bay was frozen in July,
He had them kiss the Blarney Stone on Ballybunion Strand,
And a football team from Donegal was Macnamara's band.

The Jarvey was a leprechaun and really took them round,
They went thro'' Tipperary town at twice the speed of sound,
He told them it was Mullingar when passing by Clonmel,
For the Jarvey was a leprechaun and the truth he couldn't tell!

He told them it was Cromwell lost the battle of Clontarf
He said the famous Finn Mac'coul was nothing but a dwarf,
He swore the Giant's Causeway had been in the Phoenix Park,
And it was by Killarney's lakes that Noah built the ark!

The Jarvey was a leprechaun and did the trip so fast,
Although the horse had spouted wings the pace just couldn't last,
He drove them up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen,
And the Jarvey and the passengers were never seen again.

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Postby sapphire » Mon, 23 Jan 2006 9:53 pm

Quasimodo wrote::lol:


Unless you mean to say I am the typical fat, bald and pasty-white expat - fat enough to be known as three . . .


Nah, if you were one of those, I wouldn't talk to you and him and him. :P
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Postby Quasimodo » Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:02 pm

I wonder if my other personalities know of this corpulent deficient state . . .
One in the hand is worth two of something

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Postby sapphire » Tue, 24 Jan 2006 6:56 pm

Maybe that's why they came into existence.
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Postby Quasimodo » Tue, 24 Jan 2006 8:42 pm

One of me agrees
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Postby sapphire » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 9:06 am

This is getting spooky!
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Postby Quasimodo » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 9:57 pm

I can't be sure if I'm scared
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Postby Wind In My Hair » Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:33 pm

why don't the four of you get a room? :P

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:22 am

Sounds like a plan, WIMH. What say Quasi and other two? :P
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Postby Quasimodo » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 8:45 am

How to fit four men and four women in one room?
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Postby sapphire » Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:38 am

Umm...is this a trick question?
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Postby madwolfie » Mon, 30 Jan 2006 1:33 pm

In no relation to whatever you guys are talking about but... :twisted:

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Postby Matney » Mon, 30 Jan 2006 10:08 pm

Quasimodo, Please take some of us out of our suspense...how do you fit four women and foour men in a room? Tell us!

Thanks for the Jarvey song...brings back some fond memeories of St. Louis MO in the 70's. Green beer and Irish songs, ah those were the days....


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