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Some Useful Info

Postby Saint » Mon, 16 Jan 2006 6:06 pm

Some useless information........

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sex with a male animal is punishable by death ( like THAT makes sense )

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation (Much better than going blind )

There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the "privilege" of having sex for the first time.Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.( Is there any job, anywhere in the world that comes close to this? )

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired( Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswoman are legal in Liverpool, but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.(I presume this was a big enough problem they had to pass a law )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure (Is that why Flipper was always smiling ??)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain (I know some people like that)

Starfish don't have brains ( I know some people like that too!)

Turtles can breath through their butts(and you thought YOU had a problem with bad breath

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Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 16 Jan 2006 9:51 pm

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sex with a male animal is punishable by death ( like THAT makes sense )


Why does this make me think of 05/04?
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