Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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