Geek vs Politics

[Vaucluse]

New viruses to look out for in 2006



The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows

[Global Citizen]

Vaucluse, this is really funny.

[Wind In My Hair]

brilliant! do you get credit for thinking all that up?

[Vaucluse]

brilliant! do you get credit for thinking all that up?

The Title

[Wind In My Hair]

ah, and i was getting ready to be very impressed

never mind, you can still be honoured that i think enough of you to consider the possibility that it came from you!

[Vaucluse]

Thank you, ma'am!

[Plavt]

What no Osama Bin Laden Virus?

Plavt.

[Vaucluse]

He's the one that no virus checker can find, I guess. Boomboom


(WIMH, that was mine!!!!)