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With this herring I thee wed!

Post by Saint » Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:39 pm

What's the world coming to :o


Bet they had a whale of a time on their wedding night :lol:

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Post by vaishali » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 3:30 pm

I saw that, bloody hilarious! Wonder where the honeymoon will be ;)
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Post by Baron Greenback » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 3:37 pm

Pure madness :o

But I bet they drift apart soon :)
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Post by Em Eye » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 3:53 pm

The dolphin's name is Cindy? But it's male? Is he bi-sexual as well as bi-mammal?

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Post by Vaucluse » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 4:49 pm

What to do about the fish-breath? Tic Tacs?
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Post by CardZeus » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:08 pm

Vaucluse wrote:What to do about the fish-breath? Tic Tacs?
Nah - the dolphin will get used to it
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Post by Saint » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:14 pm

CardZeus wrote:
Vaucluse wrote:What to do about the fish-breath? Tic Tacs?
Nah - the dolphin will get used to it
:lol: :lol:

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Post by Vaucluse » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:15 pm

:lol:
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Post by Saint » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:34 pm

What was her porpoise for doing that?

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Post by Vaucluse » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:38 pm

I agree, seems a bit fishy to me.
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Post by CardZeus » Fri, 06 Jan 2006 5:50 pm

Q: What is the difference between f*cking a dolphin and f*cking an Italian?
A: You would get less slimy f*cking a dolphin.

Q: What did the dolphin say to Pam Anderson?
A: Nothing he just came on her chest and left. What you thought he was there to talk?
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