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The Samurai and the Fly.

Postby Plavt » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 1:32 am


Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his katana and swish, the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two. "What a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Samurai Number Two, show me what you do." The Chinese samurai bowed, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his katana and swish, swish, the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
"How are you going to top that, Samurai Number Three?" The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, releasing one fly, drew his katana and swoooooosh, flourished his katana so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision . . . that takes skill!"

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:04 am

:lol: Brilliant!!!
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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 1:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby riversandlakes » Fri, 30 Dec 2005 4:54 am

:D Say, is the punch-line of Jews' reputation of being shrewd businessmen (for one cannot possibly verify the fly lost his wee-wee) or on their circumcision practise?
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Postby Baron Greenback » Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:46 am

Did you hear the one about the Jewish circumciser? He missed & got the sack! :o

Boom boom ! :D
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Postby CardZeus » Fri, 30 Dec 2005 4:57 pm

riversandlakes wrote::D Say, is the punch-line of Jews' reputation of being shrewd businessmen (for one cannot possibly verify the fly lost his wee-wee) or on their circumcision practise?


Thankfully, circumcision does not involve the loss of the wee-wee :wink:
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