ROFL!!!

[nonick]

A Priest was in his room and realized that his rooster was missing. He decided to bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before the sermon the Priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All of the men in the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen a cock?" All of the women in the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen MY COCK?" All of the nuns stood up.