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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:16 pm

Thanks Vaucluse... that's a handsome dog... :love: [blows a kiss to the German Shepard]

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Postby Baron Greenback » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:18 pm

What do you do if a large dog shags your leg?


Fake an orgasm
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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:22 pm

Would the dog realise in anycase? :shock:

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:40 pm

Baron Greenback wrote:What do you do if a large dog shags your leg?


Fake an orgasm



:lol:

Does the same apply to big German Shepherds with strong accents shagging your leg?
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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:44 pm

Hmmm... food for thought... :P

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Postby Baron Greenback » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:50 pm

Does the same apply to big German Shepherds with strong accents shagging your leg?


Yaa Yaa schnell shnell!

(please excuse bad German spelling :( )
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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 4:32 pm

Schweingeil as they say in Germany. (literally translated: horny as a pig).

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 5:46 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:Schweingeil as they say in Germany. (literally translated: horny as a pig).

Eric


Affengeil in our region (horny as a monkey - sounds better in German)
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Postby mayaray » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 6:55 pm

How annoying! I am a girl and have been to those islands with ONLY girlfriends and nothing like that happened to me. Please be aware that those locals on the island have probably seen or touched more women than they actually want to, compared to the writer in his lifetime.

If the girls are in groups alone, sometimes they might not be strong or experienced swimmers. The guides will guide the women when they are snorkelling but the usual reason is not just so he can take a peek at the girl's flat chest. The reason why thy dont do that when there is a man, is because the male member would be responsible for the women most of the time.

Naturally there is a possibility of a rotten apple in every barrel. Are you saying local ah bengs that hang around the swimming pools here trying to get a tan have 100% noble intentions?

These men are tanned and muscular, see hundreds of different women from different shapes sizes, nationality every week. Out of that portion, a good deal are out to have a holiday shag. Do they need to go all out to touch a few chinese women.?

P.s i am chinese.

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 7:53 pm

Now I know why people complain of hijacking threads! This thread started on a bizarre note, and has now gone beyond bizarre. Keep it up! :D
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Postby Wham » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 8:44 am

Mayaray,

In all serousness, thank you for clarifying this issue as only a Chinese women could. I was honestly beginning to wonder if maybe the rest of us had missed something and were being to too judgemental.

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Postby mayaray » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 3:34 pm

well, it's tiresome to hear the usual " don't step foot outside precious ultra safe Singapore-as- there-are-bad-people-out-there" rant

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Postby Wham » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 5:05 pm

I like your attitude!
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Postby madwolfie » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 5:09 pm

ultra safe Singapore huh? There's a fair share of BAD people here too... :) Nowhere is too dangerous to go or safe to stay really :wink:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 23 Dec 2005 5:14 pm

madwolfie wrote:ultra safe Singapore huh? There's a fair share of BAD people here too... :) Nowhere is too dangerous to go or safe to stay really :wink:


Especially if you're a cute pup! :wink:


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