LADIES - BEWARE WHEN YOU GO TO THE MALAYSIAN ISLANDS

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:39 pm

Okay, Conker I can forgive, but Wham! What the f....... Nature is a girl. Either that or we have a he using breast enhancement creams in the Dim Zone (check out Nature's profile and relevant posts.).

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:41 pm

Vaucluse wrote: (she should go diving, I have several moles on my back and the fish just love to nibble them)

Let's hope there aren't any sharks around - they'll think they are in for a feast!

Plavt.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:43 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Okay, Conker I can forgive, but Wham! What the f....... Nature is a girl. Either that or we have a he using breast enhancement creams in the Dim Zone (check out Nature's profile and relevant posts.).

That's what I thought at first as well, but check out his/her posts . .. .

easily solved: He/She is Bi!

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:57 pm

Vaucluse wrote:That's what I thought at first as well, but check out his/her posts . .. .

easily solved: He/She is Bi!

Then it's got to be the biggest loser of all time. Struck out with both the guys & girls.

Wham · Post by **Wham** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:12 pm

That would explain the breast enlargement cream...

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:17 pm

A weekend in Thailand would solve that! Although you may have a valid point there. In one of his/her posts he/she did indicate that if you stopped using one of them creams the size would go back to normal. Maybe he/she just uses it depending on what clothes he/she is wearing for the night?

dot dot dot · Post by **dot dot dot** » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:25 pm

Been to both Redang and Perhentian a zillion times, never ever this nonsense described happened.

Guys... don't get excited over such a loser?

Eric

nature · Post by **nature** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:06 am

in case you are still going berserk over this post, it is extracted from another forum, interesting how you people love talking to your silly brains

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 1:15 am

nature wrote:in case you are still going berserk over this post, it is extracted from another forum, interesting how you people love talking to your silly brains

In other words you copy pasted it since you had nothing constructive or useful to say yourself. Who's the one with silly brains now?

Plavt.

riversandlakes · Post by **riversandlakes** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:43 am

I'm not going berserk, just that you have too much time on your hands. Get a life, nature.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 9:01 am

Yes, yes, yes - we were the onles going Berserk It's madness. Madness, I tell you.

Thankfully we have the hard-working and honest 'Nature' to guide us along . . .

(Vaucluse bracing for the next wave of attacks from the unstable minds of may4, close encounter et al telling me that I am rude, abrasive, sarcastic, caustic . . . )

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:43 pm

Unfortunately, we still don't know Nature's gender preferences.

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:55 pm

Perhaps it's not a matter of gender:

madwolfie · Post by **madwolfie** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:58 pm

[blinks and flutters her eyelids at the handsome German Shepard...]

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:09 pm

madwolfie wrote:[blinks and flutters her eyelids at the handsome German Shepard...]

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