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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:39 pm

Okay, Conker I can forgive, but Wham! What the f....... Nature is a girl. Either that or we have a he using breast enhancement creams in the Dim Zone (check out Nature's profile and relevant posts.). :???:

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Postby Plavt » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:41 pm

Vaucluse wrote:(she should go diving, I have several moles on my back and the fish just love to nibble them)


Let's hope there aren't any sharks around - they'll think they are in for a feast! :P :lol: :lol:

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Postby Vaucluse » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:43 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Okay, Conker I can forgive, but Wham! What the f....... Nature is a girl. Either that or we have a he using breast enhancement creams in the Dim Zone (check out Nature's profile and relevant posts.). :???:


That's what I thought at first as well, but check out his/her posts . .. .

easily solved: He/She is Bi!
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 4:57 pm

Vaucluse wrote:That's what I thought at first as well, but check out his/her posts . .. .

easily solved: He/She is Bi!


Then it's got to be the biggest loser of all time. Struck out with both the guys & girls.

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Postby Wham » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:12 pm

That would explain the breast enlargement cream...
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:17 pm

A weekend in Thailand would solve that! Although you may have a valid point there. In one of his/her posts he/she did indicate that if you stopped using one of them creams the size would go back to normal. Maybe he/she just uses it depending on what clothes he/she is wearing for the night? :o

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Postby dot dot dot » Wed, 21 Dec 2005 5:25 pm

Been to both Redang and Perhentian a zillion times, never ever this nonsense described happened.

Guys... don't get excited over such a loser?

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Postby nature » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:06 am

in case you are still going berserk over this post, it is extracted from another forum, interesting how you people love talking to your silly brains :wink:

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Postby Plavt » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 1:15 am

nature wrote:in case you are still going berserk over this post, it is extracted from another forum, interesting how you people love talking to your silly brains :wink:



In other words you copy pasted it since you had nothing constructive or useful to say yourself. Who's the one with silly brains now?


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Postby riversandlakes » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:43 am

I'm not going berserk, just that you have too much time on your hands. Get a life, nature.
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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 9:01 am

Yes, yes, yes - we were the onles going Berserk It's madness. Madness, I tell you.

Thankfully we have the hard-working and honest 'Nature' to guide us along . . .


(Vaucluse bracing for the next wave of attacks from the unstable minds of may4, close encounter et al telling me that I am rude, abrasive, sarcastic, caustic . . . )
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:43 pm

Unfortunately, we still don't know Nature's gender preferences. :shock:

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:55 pm

Perhaps it's not a matter of gender:
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Postby madwolfie » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 2:58 pm

[blinks and flutters her eyelids at the handsome German Shepard...] :love:

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Postby Vaucluse » Thu, 22 Dec 2005 3:09 pm

madwolfie wrote:[blinks and flutters her eyelids at the handsome German Shepard...] :love:
:lol: :lol:
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