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The Bells! The Bells!

Posted: Mon, 19 Dec 2005 8:19 am
by Plavt

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell One rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell Two rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell Three rings and we are ready to go to the engines." "That's super dear" says his old lady. "From now on," continues the firefighter, we are going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell One, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell Two, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell Three, we are going to screw all night". So the next night the fireman comes home from work and he yells, "Bell One!" and his wife takes off all her clothes. "Bell Two!" he shouts and she jumps into bed. "Bell Three!" he barks and they begin to screw. But after a couple of minutes his wife yells "Bell Four." "What's this Bell Four?" the husband asks. "More Hose!" she replies. "You’re nowhere near the fire