* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
* If there's a war you can surrender really early.
* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
* You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
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