1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for
smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their
beer.
3. a. You can legally kill yourself
b. You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates
you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks
Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's
a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your
country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe,
and still you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is
started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the
Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
