Rugby fan cuts his own balls off...

CardZeus · Post by **CardZeus** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:10 pm

A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.

Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.

Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice.

They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.

Geoffrey, of Senghenydd, spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.

He said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won...

“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going.

“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:21 pm

That is truly horrific

I used to play rugby at school & uni & we would get up to all sorts but to do that you are a few tinnies short of a six pack

Completely nuts

madwolfie · Post by **madwolfie** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 1:51 pm

[shakes her furry little head in disbelief...]

oh my!!!

emiko08 · Post by **emiko08** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 7:15 pm

poor thing.

riversandlakes · Post by **riversandlakes** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 9:22 pm

Totally drunk!

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:17 pm

I believe the Welsh word for him would be (Please corerct me, Bubbles, if I am wrong):

Wfrdrnnnnrffyydnrwfjyaghflrdw

translated it means he's a bit daft.

Global Citizen · Post by **Global Citizen** » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:18 pm

A total "nut" case.

riversandlakes · Post by **riversandlakes** » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 5:50 am

Global Citizen wrote:A total "nut" case.

emiko08 · Post by **emiko08** » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:53 am

maybe he was hungry

Baron Greenback · Post by **Baron Greenback** » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:30 pm

maybe he should coat them in wasabi & stick them up his nose!

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