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Who's the Boss....

Postby Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:54 pm


When Lord made man, the body parts get together and argued;

"Who will be the boss of the body?"

The stomach countered,

"Since I digested the food, I must be the boss."

The brain said,

"Since I am controlling the body parts, I must be the boss."

The eyes explained,

"Since I can see the environment I must be the boss."

The legs countered,

"Since I take the body to whereever it needs, I must be the boss."

Then the arsehole added,

"Since I let the body feel good by taking out everything not needed, I must
be the boss.

The body parts laughed and laughed at the arsehole. The arsehole got
crazy and shut up;


Three days later the body parts began to get sick since the arsehole hadn't
let anything out. The brain got foggy, the legs wobbled, the eyes got crossed'
the stomach got sick. Then the body parts get together and agreed to make the arsehole boss!

Which proves you don't have to be a brain to be a boss just an Arsehole!!


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