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Men are like........

Post by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:36 pm

Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Post by madwolfie » Tue, 13 Dec 2005 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Woman » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 2:57 am


Men are like Chocolate Bars .
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like Snowstorms.
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like Parking Spots .
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." - Gustave Flaubert

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Post by riversandlakes » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 4:36 am

...just like women except for anatomy :P
Goatboy will always cherish his former goatgirl.
But the world is full of fluffier ones.

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