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Impress

Post by Plavt » Fri, 09 Dec 2005 7:37 pm

How To Impress A Woman:
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, buy flowers for her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

How To Impress a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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