Computers are male or female..

[Scorpion]

With the given topic heading, any comments

[k1w1]

Well, let's see...

My PC does not appear to listen.

It does not notice if I need something saved or whether it was supposed to be put into a certain place. It's random culling and chucking of documents any old place.

It makes an annoying low-pitched noise. All the time.

The instruction manual was clearly not designed to be read or used.

While it is useful, most of the time I spend on it is just a distraction from what I should be doing.

It does sem to respond to violence, or threats of such.

Shopping for new accessories for the PC is a very simple task - you know where to go and what you're looking for. There's only a small range of colours and very few variations on what can do a certain job.

Finally, when using the PC you are only able to do a certain number of tasks at one time. If you try and do heaps, the PC slows down and ulitmately gets confused. It really works best with one function operating at one time.

[Rose_YG]

Well, let's see...

My PC does not appear to listen.

It does not notice if I need something saved or whether it was supposed to be put into a certain place. It's random culling and chucking of documents any old place.

It makes an annoying low-pitched noise. All the time.

The instruction manual was clearly not designed to be read or used.

While it is useful, most of the time I spend on it is just a distraction from what I should be doing.

It does sem to respond to violence, or threats of such.

Shopping for new accessories for the PC is a very simple task - you know where to go and what you're looking for. There's only a small range of colours and very few variations on what can do a certain job.

Finally, when using the PC you are only able to do a certain number of tasks at one time. If you try and do heaps, the PC slows down and ulitmately gets confused. It really works best with one function operating at one time.

It is said that Men cannot multi task ..??? Any comment?

[Wind In My Hair]

k1w1, excellent post! maybe your pc and mine could form a pair. you see...

my pc is stylish and good-looking. it has maintained its looks with quiet dignity over years of use.

it can think a lot faster than many people and as long as the input is accurate the output is never wrong.

when mistakes are made in entering data, it politely highlights certain discrepancies and asks if changes should be made.

it remembers every single detail for years once stored in its memory.

it may take some time to boot up and purrs softly while warming up but once it's running there is nothing like it.

lastly, most men just can't get by without it.

[Scorpion]

There are many assumption where computers can be a female 8)

. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then
I'm certainly not going to tell you".

[Bafana]

My PC is defiently a woman lah

Otherwise all the porn I look at on it would suddenly have significantly different meaning

[Scorpion]

To confuse more, there are some agrument from the gal's side

. Have lot of data, but are still clueless.

. Look attractive - until you take them home.

. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night/day.

. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

. A better model is right around the corner.

So is't a male!! !!