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Wild Rover
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Why men are happier................

Postby Wild Rover » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 6:14 pm

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care

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Postby madwolfie » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 6:38 pm

No wonder they never grow up... hmm hmmm.... :twisted:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 9:17 pm

madwolfie wrote:No wonder they never grow up... hmm hmmm.... :twisted:

If we grew up we wouldn't be much fun would we? :wink:

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Postby madwolfie » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 9:30 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:If we grew up we wouldn't be much fun would we? :wink:

Same for women... :wink: ain't it?

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Postby Carpe Diem » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 9:33 pm

Agree. :devil:
La vie est trop courte, profitons de chaque instant

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Postby Cuchu » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:01 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:Agree. :devil:

As a movie quote said:

The Professor (Richard Farnsworth): Is it a woman?
Jack (Robert Redford): Yeah.
The Professor: There's nothing like a woman. Or two. Take the biggest jerk you ever met. Somewhere, there's a woman that loves him. Women are perfect.

Cause it's the universal truth that we are :P

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