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Re: who

Postby Woman » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 1:52 am

Scorpion wrote:It should be for the Groom correct!!!! :P :P



You mean BRIDE ?

:P
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Re: who

Postby Scorpion » Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:23 pm

Woman wrote:........
You mean BRIDE ?

:P


If you say so.. :wink:


There were three men who died and syanding before God.

God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted and would let them into heaven.

The first guy said, "I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."

So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."

So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter."

So God made him a woman.

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Postby bushbride » Wed, 15 Mar 2006 6:31 pm

You know that some female insects can reproduce by themselves..more females.

So soon enough our trusty scientists will have discovered the gene and put it in a spray bottle for purchase along side the whitening cream.

Then you can be free of all the complaining because we won't need you boys at all!

Women will rule the world!

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Postby tiki » Wed, 15 Mar 2006 6:34 pm

..and all it takes is a can of insecticide to...

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Postby bushbride » Wed, 15 Mar 2006 6:44 pm

:lol: Tiki.

Unless the world is going to adopt Singapore's Fogging mentality, which I seriously doubt, one can of insecticide will never stop us :lol: :twisted:

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Postby Scorpion » Wed, 15 Mar 2006 7:15 pm

bushbride wrote:You know that some female insects can reproduce by themselves..more females.

Are you sure, its gona to be only female'z :cool:

bushbride wrote:..Women will rule the world! :twisted: :lol:

:evil: We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. (Bill Vaughn) :P


By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates) :-|
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Postby ale » Thu, 16 Mar 2006 5:09 pm

actually, it's well known that women live longer to make up for the time they lose while parking their cars :-p

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Postby Plavt » Thu, 16 Mar 2006 5:20 pm

ale wrote:actually, it's well known that women live longer to make up for the time they lose while parking their cars :-p




:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Postby Plavt » Thu, 16 Mar 2006 5:23 pm

bushbride wrote:You know that some female insects can reproduce by themselves..more females.

So soon enough our trusty scientists will have discovered the gene and put it in a spray bottle for purchase along side the whitening cream.

Then you can be free of all the complaining because we won't need you boys at all!

Women will rule the world!

:twisted: :lol:


Are you talking 'womens lib' here BB? Really hope you won't take to the stunt of sixties women in the UK. What was that? Buring your bra in public -true. :o :P

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Postby Scorpion » Thu, 16 Mar 2006 5:47 pm

ale wrote:actually, it's well known that women live longer to make up for the time they lose while parking their cars :-p

GosH !!! :wink: I never knew it.

But heard Men die first because they want to. :twisted:
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