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MEN dominated (by) WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!

Postby Scorpion » Sat, 03 Dec 2005 7:28 pm

Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should find something
better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.


NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!

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Postby banana » Sat, 03 Dec 2005 7:32 pm

There's already a thread for this scorpion. Look under "Universal Truths".
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ohh

Postby Scorpion » Sat, 03 Dec 2005 7:37 pm

banana wrote:There's already a thread for this scorpion. Look under "Universal Truths".


3x banana, missed out the thread.. will join there.. :wink:
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Postby Bafana » Sun, 04 Dec 2005 4:29 pm

Simply put:

MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE OF WOMEN.

Same can be sad for all of human tragedy - Though it can also be said that all good things come from women as well. So in a nutshell women are the cause of all good and all evil in the world. Men just go along for the ride and try and get lucky in between chuging beers with their mates lah :cool:

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Postby Bubbles » Sun, 04 Dec 2005 5:44 pm

Could be said that

a. The men work harder and get burned out first...or

b. Because men STILL get a better deal on everything in life (pay, physical size and energy, freedom from giving birth and looking after kids, not having to deal with life's dross, generally) ....perhaps some supernatural law tries to equal it up at the end by giving the women a couple more years here?

I'm not saying men don't do the above things, but it is true, isn't it, that women, even if they work, still do more with and for kids than men do....such as going to school stuff, or buying clothes, or making dinners, or reading to them, or having the day off if they're sick....either that, or it's the woman who organizes who WILL do these things...

And say what you want, I know many, many women, who do the same job as guys and get less money for it....WHY?

Now I'm going to get lots of 'Oh no we dont's and No you women get better deals' etc, but perhaps the women will start dying younger in time to come, the more equal in all spheres they become.

Are there any figures out there, do you think, for ages at death for women who've worked full time, all through life till retirement....say 60 or 65.....and women who've worked in the home for many years?

I wonder if just being out there, and having to deal with the crap they throw at you DOES shorten your life? I bet it does.
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ahhah

Postby Scorpion » Thu, 08 Dec 2005 1:02 am

Bafana wrote:...

MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE OF WOMEN.

Same can be sad for all of human tragedy ...

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Re: ahhah

Postby Bafana » Thu, 08 Dec 2005 4:25 pm

Scorpion wrote:
Bafana wrote:...

MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE OF WOMEN.

Same can be sad for all of human tragedy ...

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This picture is a true representation of life showing the finale futility of the male struggle to compete for female attention the whole of our lives and womens cold aloff unawareness of their destructive impact on the purer sex...

BTW I think I have cold coming on and my brain not work good now lah...

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Postby Scorpion » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:05 am

Men on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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Postby Plavt » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 3:48 am

Bubbles,
You forgot to mention some men get nagged to death. :P :D :D

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Postby Bremen » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:02 am

Plavt wrote:Bubbles,
You forgot to mention some me get nagged to death. :P :D :D

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Amen to that
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Postby Scorpion » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 5:52 pm

Plavt wrote:Bubbles,
You forgot to mention some me get nagged to death. :P :D :D

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Did u mean it.. :P :cool:
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Postby renter » Fri, 10 Mar 2006 6:05 pm

money is what u can stack on top of women yet u still can step on it. :D

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Postby Scorpion » Sat, 11 Mar 2006 12:33 pm

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals :)
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Postby As Annoying As Quasimodo » Sat, 11 Mar 2006 6:17 pm

Anyone knows where to get a condolence/sympathy card to be sent out to either the bride or groom?

:P

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Postby Scorpion » Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:38 pm

As Annoying As Quasimodo wrote:Anyone knows where to get a condolence/sympathy card to be sent out to either the bride or groom?

:P


It should be for the Groom correct!!!! :P :P
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