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Child Ponders Human Biology.

Postby Plavt » Sat, 03 Dec 2005 6:58 pm

A young boy was feeling inquisitive. "Mum, is it true people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not sweetie," she replied, "where on earth did you hear such nonsense?" "From daddy," said the boy, "He was talking so someone on the phone the other day and said he was screwing the arse off his secretary."

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Postby Wild Rover » Mon, 05 Dec 2005 9:53 pm

Must have been the same young boy asks his mummy "Why is it that when flies die they lie on their backs with their legs in the air?"

"Well that's easy" says mummy pleased with herself, "That's so that god can come along and pick them up by the legs and take them to heaven".

A few days later the boy says "Mummy, the cleaner nearly died today".

"Really, why's that?" says mummy puzzled.

"Well I went in your bedroom this morning, and there she was with her arms and legs in the air screaming 'Oh god, I'm coming I'm coming', and if it wasn't for daddy lying on top of her she'd have gone as well".
What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care

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