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Boozer Gets Frisky.

Postby Plavt » Sat, 03 Dec 2005 6:14 pm

A drunk walked into a bar, looked around and approached a young lady. Without so much as an introduction, he placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. The woman jumped up and began screaming her head off. " Oh Christ! I'm so sorry", said the man, clearly embarrassed, "I thought you were my wife - you look exactly like her." "Why you drunken worthless, insufferable heap of s**". screamed the woman utterly incensed," keep away from me!" "My God," said the man, "you sound just like her, too.....

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